Sound Transit Off Leash

Welcome to Lake Boren Park and Rapid Transit (Do Not Enter) 

Here in lala land, better known as the Newcastle/Bellevue area, we have a strict policy against dogs without leashes. Nominally the leash is also attached to a person. This is optional.

In order to alleviate this tethered person/dog scenario some of our parks have what’re known as “off leash” areas. Have you seen one of these? It’s interesting to see how some of these person/dog relationships are still in the stage where leadership is in question.

Newcastle has this wonderful grass covered area on the shore of Lake Boren called Lake Boren Park. Many people visit the park with a dog and a tennis ball throwing stick. The dogs are unleashed and spend quality time training their owners to throw tennis balls. There are little parking meter like stands where a person can get a little plastic bag. Dog owners know what to do with the little plastic bag.

The city council has this dream of installing an actual official “off leash” area in a Newcastle park. They finally made a decision about which park will get it. The newspaper claims they gave a “green light” to a dog park. How did they get “green light” when we’re talking about dogs and leashes? Oh, sorry, they just meant the council finally made a decision. Well I guess if you really need to save ink “green light” has fewer letters than “finally made a decision.”

There is also a group of Newcastle citizens called “Folks Loving (Etcetera) the Canine Heart” or something like that. Their nickname is F.L.E.T.C.H. They’re local vocal advocates for the off leash area. Apparently it costs about $25,000 to set up an “off leash” area. The Fletchers say they have no intention of contributing any funds to the project. Their only purpose is to make it clear they want an area where they can chase Fido with a little plastic bag without being arrested for a leash violation. For free.

Now the City Council is looking for funding. The approved (green light) plan is to put it in the undeveloped sports park down on Southeast 95th Way. Checking a map we discover its south of the May Creek Bridge. That’s right next to Renton. Renton has its own off leash area. It’s called “Renton.” So it should fit right in.

Meanwhile people in Newcastle will continue to use Lake Boren Park pretty much without concern since the police department is busy. Too much real crime, such as “failure to use a little plastic bag” to watch Fletchers learn how to throw tennis balls to loose dogs.

Meanwhile Bellevue Fletcher groups have been visiting the Bellevue City Council with a never ending stream of route proposals for light rail. The latest one involves placing the tracks in residential front yards along the west side of the street. In order to do that they would have to buy the properties. The people have stated they want to sell out. They want to live in Newcastle where light rail is at least 100 years away. And the off leash area is in Renton.

The process for advancing proposals to cities is to form some kind of Fletcher group that has a fun but official sounding name. The group has a number of meetings to formulate the proposal. I assume the membership changes rapidly until they agree on something. The key person who came up with the idea remains leader of the group and becomes the spokesperson at the council meeting. The others are the cheering squad.

The west side front yard proposal came from a Fletcher who has an interest in the businesses along the east side of the street. Across the street in those residential front yards is a much better placement. They apparently went door to door getting each owner to agree that they’d like to sell out and move. That must have been interesting. I wonder if it involved little plastic bags.

I’m going to form a group of Fletchers and propose the Bellevue route be relocated to Renton. They just split off Martin Luther King Jr. Way at the I-5 overpass on and head over the hill into Renton. Then run up from Renton along the old BNSF line to I-90. (Refer to your map to see how smart this is.) From there it’s up to which group of Fletchers Sound Transit and Bellevue decide has the best route through Bellevue. Have you seen the benefit of my idea? No need to mess with I-90.

Did you know that if you stand on the west end of I-90 in Seattle and close your eyes you can almost see all the way to Boston? That’s because standing on I-90 with your eyes closed is pretty much the last thing you’ll ever do. Some Fletcher will run over you.

Al

Sound Transit Testing Link Train in Lake Boren