A Veteran's Road Trip

Long ago, before most of us were born, there were purported to be massive sheets of ice covering most of Canada and some of the northern tier of the US, and Texas.  There is ample evidence to support this purportation.

The Pleistocene has lasted for about 2.5 million years, although many think it’s time has passed.  Anyway one of the features of this epoch (yes, I used that work right) are the Ice Ages.  Perhaps you’ve seen the movie?  There are those who wonder if maybe we’re just experiencing a lull between glaciations.  These and other mysteries of the planet will be resolved in my upcoming best seller: Al Explains Science! 

Ice has an interesting tendency to melt and when it’s over 3,000 feet thick it can produce a lot of water.  Another thing the ice managed was to dam up valleys which in turn resulted in lakes.  One such lake is called Glacial Lake Missoula.  There were many others but this one was a biggy.

J. Harlan Bretz long ago sometime last century suggested that a large portion of Eastern Washington had been visited by enormous floods.  He pointed to thousands of artifacts that have turned out to be evidence of such floods.  At first he was concerned about mentioning this theory because he didn’t know where the water came from.  He reasoned that glaciers were the source of the water but he also realized that the runoff would not have produced the kinds of forces he thought were required to do that much damage.

Later other scientists found water lines high on the hills around Missoula and realized that there was a lake there.  That had to be the source of the great flood.  Evidence has also been found which suggests it happened numerous times.

At this point you may wish to check this story for yourselves.  I’ll wait.  Take your time.  Tumm Tee Tum Tum…  See?  Told ya.

And getting around to what this report is about; this week leading up to Veteran’s Day we took off to visit the coulees of Eastern Washington.  Coulee is the name give to drainage channels and it is applied to many features in the area.  The ice berg topped water from Montana roared down across the basalt lava fields and cut channels.  Some of the channels are quite deep.  One is called Grand Coulee.  It’s near the Grand Coulee Dam.  That’s what runs my toaster.

We visited the Grand Coulee, Dry Falls, Lake Lenore Caves, and Banks Lake.  These are even more interesting when you have some idea how they were formed.  At the lower end of the Grand Coulee, near Quincy, you can see a lot of basalt debris that was washed out of the coulees during the floods.  This is part of Harlan’s evidence.  

Quincy also has large Internet server installations.  That’s because being near the Grand Coulee Dam electricity is cheap (actually they got cheap electricity because they bought the contracts from an old aluminum plants, but that’s yet another story for my book).  The other ample commodity is water.  Water is used to keep the computers cool.  The dam has scads of water and eastern Washington farmers use it to raise billions of dollars in crops.  It’s delivered in irrigation canals and one runs right by Quincy.  It’s an ideal spot for companies that need electricity and water in large amounts.

But that’s not the end of the trip.

We also visited Fairchild Air Force Base.  Our intent was to see the B-52 that’s allegedly parked there and open to the public.  Well, apparently the public is no longer welcome there.  Since I’m part of the public I didn’t get past the front gate.  Apparently Americans are a threat to America’s armed forces.

So we wandered down to a wildlife refuge.  We saw one magpie.  There were no deer or antelope, no ducks, no moose, no bear, or anything else.  Oh, there was a bus load of kids from a local school.  Maybe there’s a connection.

We saw plenty of wildlife just about everywhere else.  Deer seem to be gathering in groups of 8 or 10.  We also saw big horn sheep and a plastic owl.  Lots of hawks, too.

We visited Spokane where we saw something called the Bowl and Pitcher.  I think I figured out the pitcher but not the bowl.  Oh, well.  What they are is great giant rocks in the Spokane River.  They remind some people of the old bowl and pitcher that you find in museums depicting “pre-bathroom” bedrooms.  When you first woke up you could pour some water into the bowl for a shave.  I guess, how would I know, I’m not a “pre-bathroom” person?

We drove up as far as we could on Mount Spokane.  They ski there when the snow gets deep enough.  It’s nice to visit snow and then turn around and get away from it.  Living with it all over the streets at home is not fun.

After the Spokane leg of the trip we returned westerly using a route farther south in the state.  We saw several of the lesser coulees and flood features.  It’s very interesting when you know what you’re looking at.  There are hawks everywhere (except in the preserves).  They’re after rodents that live near the irrigated agriculture.  Good for the hawks.

The only wheat we saw was either already harvested or newly planted winter wheat.  Seems like there are more sheep and llamas than there used to be.  And more deer.  I can tell them apart mostly because deer have bigger ears.

We arrived at a place in the Yakima Canyon called the Canyon River Ranch.  You can see pictures if you check Google Images.  They are in winter rates so it was inexpensive.  We saw big horn sheep and more deer.

Here’s a really boring tidbit: we stayed in three different places.  All three were arranged so that the bathroom was not next to the bedroom.  One was downstairs and the other two were diagonally across the main room.  OK, we stayed in “suites” which are becoming more common among the motel set.  Anyway, I thought it was interesting that even though it was a hike to the bathroom there were no “bowl and pitchers” in the bedrooms.

On Veteran’s Day morning we checked the weather and they expected 8 to 10 inches of snow in the passes.  So we packed up and came home.  On the way home we stopped off at Applebee’s for a free Veteran’s Day meal.  Red Robin is doing that too.  Kind of nice of them. 

One of the requirements to prove veteranship is a photo in uniform.  I have a couple of those but I wouldn’t want to let them out.  I used the one of me crossing an un-named creek in South Viet Nam.  It worked.  There were lots of old persons there in VFW and Legion clothes and a few actual military people in uniform.  Very crowded and yet a lot of fun.  It was a really good burger, too.

 Al